- What do you call an Australian with 100 girlfriends? A Farmer
- What do you call an Aussie in the finals of the World Cup? A Referee
- What do you call an Aussie woman wearing a red dress? Available
- Why does Australia encourage New Zealanders to emigrate to Australia? It increases the IQ of both countries
- In Australia not reading is the nation’s pastime
- Aussies think Vegemite is a delicacy
- How do you offend an Aussie? Talk about sports!
- Australians don’t have sex. They mate.
- You cant give Australians more than ten minutes for lunch. If you do, you have to retrain them.
- What do you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
Happy Australia Day!