10 Things you need to know about Aussies
Paul Topping

Paul Topping

10 Things you need to know about Aussies

  • What do you call an Australian with 100 girlfriends? A Farmer 
  • What do you call an Aussie in the finals of the World Cup? A Referee 
  • What do you call an Aussie woman wearing a red dress? Available
  • Why does Australia encourage New Zealanders to emigrate to Australia? It increases the IQ of both countries 
  • In Australia not reading is the nation’s pastime 
  • Aussies think Vegemite is a delicacy
  • How do you offend an Aussie? Talk about sports!
  • Australians don’t have sex. They mate. 
  • You cant give Australians more than ten minutes for lunch. If you do, you have to retrain them.
  • What do you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back 


Happy Australia Day!

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